I am a small town girl from Middle-of-Nowhere, Ohio who has always had a passion for writing and voicing my opinion on matters that, well, don’t matter. Random thoughts and ideas cross my mind every day that drive me to the point of insanity….so here I am to give them to you…I’m willing to bet when you woke up this morning, no one told you that it was your lucky day…..
I am passionate about life, and love, and colorful rugs. Shopping for shower curtains actually excites me. I smell every shampoo a hundred times before I buy it. I hate capers. Bats are assholes, and so are slugs…and most bugs. I think that people in this country think too highly of themselves, and that tampons should be free. I would punch your grandmother if it meant I could park my ass on a beach for the rest of my life. I am not ambitious, but hope to be one day…. as far as everything else, I am fabulously wonderful and it is fabulous to be wonderful. Or something. Enjoy.
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