I found myself watching re-runs of Will and Grace last night after I ran out of roach and ant spray and my Friday night killing spree fell short of a massacre. Worry not…I am on my way to get more spray after writing this.
Now, I am normally a lover of commercials, especially when well thought out and especially comedic. More entertainingly, though, I wonder how it is possible for chocolate and junk food commercials to get away with casting skinny 98 pound women to wrap their lips around chocolate and french fries, yet cigarette commercials have been banned. Clearly, the effects of cigarettes have become common knowledge and the harmful chemicals and addictive nature of smokey treats have brought advertising the product to a screeching halt.
Shouldn’t the effects of eating chocolate and junk food be handled in the same manner? Should we not have fat, disgusting, cholesterol infested candidates for casting in commercials that promote the stuff?
So, let me get this straight. Our country is infested with fat asses who pray to Gods with names like Ronald McDonald and assorted colors of M&M characters whom cost our country billions a year in medical expenses and funding for their electric motorized shopping vehicles. We can turn on the television at any given time and see the very products that most likely put them in this state being gobbled down by skinny bitches sporting daisy dukes. Yet Joe Camel and Marlboro Man have been laid to rest due to the harmful products they promoted?
Makes sense to me.
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